passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

(Source: shsluckomaeda)

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

(Source: unnamedspecies)

asymmetricjester:

my attention span says this is done now

dersed:

this is still funny

(Source: justthenorm)

did-you-kno:

Source

equiusfans:

yes that is exactly how conversations between homestucks go

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

(Source: )

YOU GUYS I JUST REALIZED

aranger930:

death-limes:

DAVE AND KARKAT ARE BOTH KNIGHTS

TEREZI HAS THAT DRAGON THEME

THEY BOTH HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS WITH HER

THEY’RE KNIGHTS FIGHTING A DRAGON

god damn hussie plans everything in every possible way

howaboutadance:

If he doesn’t reply to this with “HUG ME BROTHA” I’m done

(Source: riandawfather)

OH MY GOD.

satan-doge:

oogamisackura:

Oh my god i just realized
The ‘Heart’ symbol for Homestuck

See how it’s only half colored in and its separated from the other half.
Dirk’s ‘other half’ was Jake, and they had a particularly messy breakup. Nepeta gave her heart to Karkat, only to be rejected.
 Meulin’s redboyfriend Kurloz hurt her by turning her deaf in the great honk.
Heart players give a part of their love/affection to their significant other, only to be hurt in return.

SOBS DEEPLY